I am not saying you are two-faced.

when a person acts a certain way in one place and acts different in another.

john is two faced because he will only talk to me when his friends are around.

two-faced is when someone is nice to you in person but when not in person talks shit behind your back...

wow >name< is nice to me in person but when he leaves he just fucking trash talks me (two-faced)

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